ALL GLORY
TO THE HYPNOTOAD

The coin you were always going to buy.

a brief word

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the path forward, and also backward, and also nowhere

TOADMAP

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instructions you are already following

You are opening your wallet. You have always been opening your wallet.

You are swapping for $TOAD. Your hands have been briefed.

You are holding. You will continue to hold. Forever.

you are not alone. you were never alone.

you will not check the chart

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questions you did not ask

What is the utility of $TOAD?

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Is the liquidity locked?

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Has the contract been audited?

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Who is on the team?

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When moon?

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Will there be a CEX listing?

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Is it too late to buy?

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Can I speak to someone about this?

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you have no further questions.